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[Thu 6 Jan @ 5:34pm] |
No, no, n
If it's all the same, I think I'd rather be a child again.
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[Sun 19 Dec @ 7:07pm] |
Prof Severus, you're welcome to keep that crayon.
I won't be needing it.
[Private]
I can reach the top cupboards again— and I can use my magic reliably, thank Circe. I thought I was going to be stuck as a child forever. I was starting to enjoy mysel Scratch that. I need a drink.
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[Wed 15 Dec @ 10:08pm] |
Scorpius is boring, and he's awful at being a mother, so I snuck o left. My house is scary big and empty though. I don't like it. I want my house elf. Lottie never lets anything bad happen to me. She's the best house elf ever. And I want turkey and pie and mashed potatoes with sour cream and chives. I'm hungry.
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[Thu 2 Dec @ 2:31pm] |
The attendant of a taco stand? Next, I'll be told that I am living with the Merlin— oh wait, that already happened.
Hysterical. Really.
But if someone would be so kind as to show me the way out of this hellhole? I have an unsupervised six year old at home, who can't even be trusted to brush his teeth after dinner, never mind have full run of the estate. The poor house elves must be beside themselves.
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